smythehummels:

i have about as much chance of meeting chris colfer as becoming the queen of england

f33ny:

why do people always ask celebrities to come to brazil seriously what’s going on in brazil why do they need all these celebrities

i’m suspicious 

(Source: jamespottersexytime)

friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped

gleetroll:

can zach woodlee win the glee project

(Source: singitfortheworld)

straight guys: emma watson is so hot
gay guys: emma watson is so hot
lesbians: emma watson is so hot
not lesbians: emma watson is so hot
oprah: emma watson is so hot
jesus: emma watson is so hot
grass: emma watson is so hot
emma watson: I'm not hot
rupert grint: emma watson is like a sister

bilius:

There’s something hilarious about being both a procrastinator and a perfectionist.

my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me

she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men

(Source: lookingforcastiel)